Hello! My name is Lily (obviously my “stage” name) and I am a pre-med student… who gets partially nude for money. While I don’t consider my life to be very glamorous or interesting, I’ve been told my stories from the strip club are pretty darn funny so I figured “hey, I haven’t had a blog in years – this should be online!”

I never thought I would ever want to pursue a medical career, nor did I ever dream I would be showing my titties to random people for a buck here and there. In high school I was set on becoming a graphic designer. However, I never really thought much about college so after graduation, I did the whole living-on-my-own thing to experience life before enrolling in a local community college. At first I declared myself as a business major because I really didn’t want to do anything in life but have fun. I figured I could start my own business one day and make my millions that way.

Several months later I got a job at a local hospital working with medical records. One day as I was filing away, I had a true epiphany. I could do what these doctors were doing. I could care for people and save them and make a difference in their lives. All I would have to do is change my path now and become *gulp* pre-med!

After that I started focusing more on the sciences. Biology came pretty natural to me so I decided to become a bio major, chemistry minor.

After a couple of years of community college, I finally transferred to a university. I am still there now, trying to get all my classes finished. I am far behind for my age, considering I didn’t start college right away and also because I refused to take a full load of classes when I did start college. My semesters consisted of a couple of classes here and there, never considering myself a full-time student.

Now I am enrolled with 17 credits (that’s five classes, one credit away from being maxed out). I am not entirely sure how many classes I have left to complete like most pre-med students but I figure my adviser will keep me afloat the best he can. ;)

I don’t consider myself very smart but I know I am not dumb. I know I have a long road ahead of me and I figured “hey, I have nothing better to do in life, so why not?”

I almost wish I would have become a stripper the second I turned 18. The money would have been excellent and I could have saved a ton. But alas, I decided to start dancing a couple of years later (which isn’t bad). A friend of mine started working at a local strip club and at first, I couldn’t believe she would ever consider it. But after visiting her one day at work, I was shocked to see how much money a girl could make by simplying shaking her boobs around in some guy’s face. Easy money, ya’ll!

I auditioned, I’ve been working at the same club for two years now, and I’ve already experienced so many interesting moments that I couldn’t help but wonder if anyone else would like to read about them. I promise you, some of them are pretty friggin’ ridiculous!

So there you go. That is me and here I am. I hope you all enjoy my posts!

Facts:
Name: Lily
Age: Old enough to buy porn, young enough to get carded every time
Status: In a relationship of three years
Location: Some ol’ club in the midwest
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Dark shadow underneath with blonde and caramel highlights on top
Body: 5′8″, 36-fake-D’s
Religion: Tried it, wasn’t impressed
Food: Quesadillas and pretty much anything else made with cheese
Movies: Horror films, baby!
TV: House, M.D. of course as well as Law and Order: SVU
Hobbies: Blogging, hiking, swimming, tanning, working out, photography, and writing